We usually write jokes in this section, but not on this one. We're here to tell you to PLEASE wear sunscreen. Look, coming from someone speaking from experience, we beg you to wear sunscreen. Literally no one warns you before that your butthole is not used to direct sunlight. Please, PLEASE, wear sunscreen. We are on our hands and knees. DO NOT FORGET TO APPLY SUNSCREEN.

Product Features

• Knit in one piece to minimize fabric waste and enhance attractiveness
• Highly elastic ribbed neckband to maintain shape and comfort
• Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching over time
• Crafted from durable ring-spun cotton for a smooth feel and perfect print surface
• Ethically made with US cotton, certified for safety and quality assurance

Care Instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat