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Harm reduction, not hand-waving
Free Fentanyl Test Kit on Orders $50+
Because we’d rather see you dancing next year than on a t-shirt.
Any order over $50 gets a free fentanyl test kit tossed in the box. No codes, no hoops. We’re not here to tell you how to live – we’re here to help you stay alive.
Why We Give Out Free Test Kits
Fentanyl is showing up in places it has no business being – pressed pills, powders, stuff people thought was “safe enough.” A tiny amount can be enough to end a night permanently.
We can’t control what’s floating around the lot. We can toss a test kit in your order so you or someone you know has one when it actually matters.
We’re pro-fun, not pro-funeral. This is our way of putting our money where our mouth is.
How the Free Kit Works
1. Hit $50+ in your cart
Any combo of shirts, Ambassador editions, accessories – if your order is $50 or more before shipping, you qualify.
2. We add a fentanyl test kit
We toss one test kit into your package automatically. You don’t need a code, and you don’t pay extra.
3. Use it if you need it
If someone in your orbit is about to take something sketchy, at least there’s a test kit around. Follow the instructions in the package – and when in doubt, don’t take it.
Test kits reduce risk, but don’t guarantee safety. The safest choice is always not using unknown substances.
What’s In the Fentanyl Test Kit
Each free kit typically includes:
- 1 fentanyl test strip
- Basic instructions from the manufacturer
- A quick reminder card about safer-use resources
These kits are meant as a harm reduction tool. They can help detect the presence of fentanyl in certain substances, but:
- They don’t catch everything.
- They don’t make anything “safe.”
- The safest choice is always to skip unknown substances entirely.
Who Are These Kits For?
Short answer: anyone.
Maybe you don’t use. Maybe your friend does. Maybe a stranger at a campsite asks if anyone has a test kit.
We don’t care if you’re sober, California-sober, or “I only do [insert excuse here].” If you’re in the orbit of party people, having a test strip around can literally save a life.
You don’t have to be an “official ambassador” or anything. Just order your gear, hit $50+, and we’ll handle the rest.
Fentanyl Test Kit FAQ
Do I have to add the kit to my cart?
Nope. If your order is $50+ before shipping, we automatically include a kit.
Is it really free?
Yes. No extra charge, no code, nothing sneaky.
Can I get more than one kit?
Right now we’re doing one free kit per qualifying order so we can spread them around to as many people as possible.
Does a negative test mean something is safe?
No. A test kit can reduce risk, but it’s not perfect and doesn’t guarantee safety. The only safe option is not using unknown substances at all.
Are you telling people to use drugs?
Nope. We’re not encouraging use. We’re acknowledging reality: some people will use anyway, and we’d rather they have a tool that might keep them alive.
Grab your gear, hit $50+, and we’ll throw in a free fent test kit.
Look good, be loud, stay alive.