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We usually write jokes in this section, but not on this one. We're here to tell you to PLEASE wear sunscreen. Look, coming from someone speaking from experience, we beg you to wear sunscreen. Literally no one warns you before that your butthole is not used to direct sunlight. Please, PLEASE, wear sunscreen. We are on our hands and knees. DO NOT FORGET TO APPLY SUNSCREEN.
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